Things that put girls on my salsa black list

by Tony Adams
(Washington DC )

Here is a list of things that put girls on my salsa black list.

Selfish: dances only with the absolute best dancers, turns down anyone else.

Cannot stay on the beat: And since many women have been told "it's always the salseros fault", don't seem to improve.

Snobs: Refuses to take a dance class; DA!

Walkers: Women who walk, instead of dancing ( mostly on two dancers) who swear they are the best dancers in the room. Note to those women: Salsa is a Caribbean, West Indian, African, mating dance, rhythm is required. (explains why you cant dance bachata!)

Gigantic steppers: Women who need the entire floor to dance

Users: True, use guys to get drinks that's acceptable in a club. Using guys, because you are too cheap to pay for classes, unacceptable.